Witty Words From Dr. Einstein

This is so not in the spirit of PeaceBang but still, I had to share:

When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German ambassador, Einstein reportedly said, "If they want to see me, here I am. If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits."

Such a wit, that Einstein!
Such a schmart man. A bit schlubby, but he could get away with it. He was a genius. You and me, just regular boys and girls who could never get away with that hair or those stained cardigans.



[Someone very striped is sitting on the desk at this very moment, and just took her pill and her Clavamox like a champ.]