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Get the smelling salts! PeaceBang has lost her senses!! She has just this evening purchased a book called
FABULOSITY: WHAT IT IS AND HOW TO GET IT
by Kimora Lee Simmons, whose claim to fame is, if PeaceBang's memory services, marrying a very rich hip hop mogul and launching her own cosmetics line. This promises to be a very, very guilty pleasure kind of like scratching at a scab. You know it's bad for you, but it feels so good.
Anyway, this is the sort of sword PeaceBang chooses to fall upon occasionally in order to glean fun and unusual tips for you while you're busy reading the complete works of Augustine. She just loves you that much.
FABULOSITY: WHAT IT IS AND HOW TO GET IT
by Kimora Lee Simmons, whose claim to fame is, if PeaceBang's memory services, marrying a very rich hip hop mogul and launching her own cosmetics line. This promises to be a very, very guilty pleasure kind of like scratching at a scab. You know it's bad for you, but it feels so good.
Anyway, this is the sort of sword PeaceBang chooses to fall upon occasionally in order to glean fun and unusual tips for you while you're busy reading the complete works of Augustine. She just loves you that much.
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posted by PeaceBang at 10:58 PM
3 Comments:
Thank God I don't have to read that book, PB. I"m about to launch into Sharon Salzberg's "Faith," which is a lot more appealing.
So you just tell me how to get fabulosity, and I'll be ever so grateful.
Happy New Year!
Sweetie, Kimora Lee Simmons is a man.
There is only a certain brand of Fabulous you will get from the freaky-looking six-foot-something former man-wife of a closeted wealth-and-violence obsessed rap mogul.
But I say go for it! Heaven knows, churches need more Asian trannies and their admirers.
She describes herself as a Chinky Giraffe!!
But really, the book is so much fun. Like over-scratching mosquito bites 'til they bleed, or like chewing on that broken fingernail that you should have left well enough alone.
It's the PERFECT book to read in the tub.
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