Dear Oprah
Dear Oprah,
This is PeaceBang, a big huge fan of yours.
I just want to say that I am one person who won't pick on you for making beauty an element of the curriculum and the experience for those girls in Africa for whom you are building a school.
I couldn't agree with you more that it enhances human dignity and a sense of empowerment to be as beautiful as we can be. I don't think it's shallow. You're doing a good thing.
http://tinyurl.com/ylzpor
But given that you have more money than God, I was just wondering if you would like to pay off my student loans and also finance the book that I would like to write based on this blog. I even have an idea for another book after that.
Call me. I can come on your show and make you laugh. I've always thought we should have lunch.
With best regards and love from someone who thinks you're a smokin' babe no matter how fat you ever get,
PeaceBang
This is PeaceBang, a big huge fan of yours.
I just want to say that I am one person who won't pick on you for making beauty an element of the curriculum and the experience for those girls in Africa for whom you are building a school.
I couldn't agree with you more that it enhances human dignity and a sense of empowerment to be as beautiful as we can be. I don't think it's shallow. You're doing a good thing.
http://tinyurl.com/ylzpor
But given that you have more money than God, I was just wondering if you would like to pay off my student loans and also finance the book that I would like to write based on this blog. I even have an idea for another book after that.
Call me. I can come on your show and make you laugh. I've always thought we should have lunch.
With best regards and love from someone who thinks you're a smokin' babe no matter how fat you ever get,
PeaceBang
posted by PeaceBang at 7:03 PM
3 Comments:
PeaceBang,
When I ascend into heaven, you may sit at my right hand. Until then, good luck with the student loan.
ROFLOL!
Didn't I hear something about Oprah having a self-grooming and what-succuessful-women-wear componant to the curriculum at her girls' school in Africa? Perhaps PB can send off a resume and can join the fashion staff at Ms. Winfrey's school for future presidents of African countries.
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