Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

Originally uploaded by Peacebang.
Maureen McCormick, honey, you don't NEED to go on "Celebrity Fit Club." You're fine; you don't need to go on a special television show to lose weight and humiliate yourself. Just cut back on the Twizzlers and the tuna melts. PeaceBang only wishes she was that "overweight!"

You may, however, choose to enroll in "Celebrity Eyeshadow Rehab," where they'll teach you that it's really not necessary to match your eye shadow to your dress. There can even be a big televised finale where you fling your hideous blue eyeshadow into the garbage, fully reformed.

Also, Maureen? White go-go boots? And... no, I'm not even going to talk about the dress. You're Marcia Brady and that gives you special immunity.

[Thanks to the Fug Girls for the photo]


Blogger Eclectic said...

It's Maureen at the TV Land awards, so she's probably dressing, and maybe even eye-shadowing, to give props to Marcia and the Brady show.

12:28 AM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

What?! I'm not supposed to match eye shadow to my dress? Wow. Next you'll tell me my lipstick doesn't need to match my nails! Agggghhh!!

9:44 AM  
Blogger PeaceBang said...

And your shoes don't have to match your bag, either!

12:12 PM  
Blogger LaReinaCobre said...

She's going on Celebrity Fit Club? That weight loss show for celebrities? What does she have to lose, ten/fifteen pounds? They must be getting desperate!

I wonder if they'll ever get around to a Celebrity Eat Club. Where they bring on caffeine addicted, chain smoking, binge drinking, zero-carb fanatics on the verge of dangerous skinny-dom - and show them how to eat right!

7:59 PM  

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