Saturday, April 14, 2007

The Footwear Anti-Christ Has Possessed My Soul

You can all light a candle and say a prayer for PeaceBang, who is sitting at her desk wearing a pair of GREEN CROCS.

I can hear you gasping across two continents and eight nations (Great Britain, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Spain, New Zealand, the United States and Canada).

I know. I know. But they were on sale for $4.99 at the Christmas Tree Shop and I needed them for gardening and then I put them on because my feet hurt and lo and behold, I am wearing Crocs. I, the Anti-Croc Crusader. I, the Official Hater and Despiser of Crocs.

People, I am humbled.

But my feet feel great.

21 Comments:

Blogger Lizard Eater said...

Yah. For me, it's Tevas.

Our soles are weak.

Bwahahahhaahaha.

9:34 PM  
Anonymous Philocrites said...

Get thee behind me, Croc-tan!

Mrs Philocrites wishes to add that Crocs are a "gateway shoe."

10:07 PM  
Blogger boyinthebands said...

Bwhahahahahahah! Bwhahahaha!

We've claimed another one!

11:10 PM  
Blogger The Eclectic Cleric said...

I always suspected that someday you would eventually succumb to temptation, especially after I noticed you ogling a pair at that back street shoe store in Portsmouth. But we forgive you PeaceBang. Remember, it's not the shoe; it's the foot that fits it....

OK, sometimes it's the shoe....

7:54 AM  
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8:25 AM  
Blogger madgebaby said...

I love my crocks--I got a gold pair, which are sort of fancy. My grandmother always wore little gold shoes and pears to dress up her red sweat suit, and I'm following in the family tradition I suppose.

Just don't wear them for liturgical use, or with professional attire.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Caroline Divine said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

Jeeeesus be praised! She's saved!

Caroline the Crock Wearer (well, knockoff Crocks and off course never in the pulpit)

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A "gateway shoe"! That's priceless! Frankly, PB, I don't know what to say. You went from praising Prada to Crocs??? Dear God. I'm going to have to go self-medicate by buying some Prada shoes. Get thee to an exorcist, and become an ex-crocist, before it's too late...

4:37 PM  
Blogger Aola said...

oooooh nooooo.. what's next?? Flip Flops????

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Julia said...

Pears? How?

5:11 PM  
Blogger ElastiGirl said...

Now you need Jibbets! Tgere's even one just for you - http://www1.jibbitz.com/store/Symbols_22/Peace_Sign__White_832/ -
It's a slippery slope!!

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Bailey said...

Tell me it's not true!

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Godguuurrl said...

When I was a hospital chaplain I got into a conversation with the nurses about which shoes are easiest to wash poop off of. Crocs won hands down.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Star Light, Star Bright said...

I, too, PeaceBang, have succumbed to the temptation of Crocs. However, I have found that the Mary Janes are a little cuter--they are not nearly as wide as the original version.

Enjoy, and say, "Ahhhhh."

4:09 PM  
Blogger PeaceBang said...

They are totally hideous! And I can't stop wearing them!

But ... Jibbitz!!??? My Lord, I can get the Peace signs and the exclamation points ("bangs") and make PEACEBANG CROCS!!

::::scream of horror::::

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ai-yah! But Peacebang my dear, you shake my faith to the very core! I just finished moving (just before my wedding) and DUG OUT MY IRON so that I might be a pressed and ironed hospital chaplain in my cute little Zeetas... I tried so hard to COORDINATE and be a cute chaplain! And here I find you gone to Crocs. So... Can't I get a pair for those midnight duties, now? Please, please?

Rev. Bee

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Godguurrl said...

an observation....

There are more comments on the Crocs then there are about the pradas.

Which would Jesus wear?

8:12 AM  
Anonymous kate setzer kamphausen said...

LizardEater, honey, Tevas are not in the same class as Crocs.

Tevas are just freaking EVIL. Say no, dearie. Can't you swing something like these, at least??: http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/11121800/c/86591.html

5:26 PM  
Blogger PeaceBang said...

Girls, girls. No one should be wearing Crocs, Tevas OR Keenes on the job. Not even midnight chaplaincy duty, when your Zeetas will be just fine.
Now stop fighting.

6:48 PM  
Blogger mibi52 said...

Some days comfort trumps all. Peace be on you and your crocs. Easy, of course, for me to be forgiving because I have a pair as well, used when I'm standing in the kitchen and doing massive quantities of cooking, and when I'm gardening. Now, if they could put the croc interior into an elegant 2 inch heel black pump...

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Amy - Gentlewhisper.com said...

*-GASP!-*

7:27 AM  

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